Some of the things I’ll miss most about being on a Harold team:

• 10% Harold team member discount at Foot Locker
• Daily e-mail blast to all Harold team members about which donut shops have excess donuts that they’ll give out for free at the end of the day to whoever wants them
• Personalized birthday e-mails from Captain America
• Access to the UCB’s private pepper vault, containing over 400 rare varieties of pepper
• Enhanced strength and speed akin to that of the puma

I think some of those perks were secret and we weren’t supposed to talk about them, but I DON’T CARE ANYMORE!