Steven Padnick does a much better job expressing why I’m uncomfortable with the traditional version of the Batman/Bruce Wayne mythos, leading me to create my own alternative version, than I could:
Just look at who he fights. Superman (for example) fights intergalactic dictators, evil…
I told Batman I’m struggling to pay my rent and he was like “hahahahaha wtf dont give me poor-people cooties” and broke all my fingers and made me watch him have a three-way with Mayor Bloomberg and some cash.
More interesting than I expected. Find out which Batman movie Grant Morrison described as “like one of those Oasis cocaine songs”.